Optimize Your Tinder Returns

Getting a Date
// March 26, 2016
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Optimize Your Tinder Returns in just 5 Steps!


 ( 1 Minute Read ) How to Get More Tinder Matches in 5 Steps!
Everyone has their own Tinder Tactics, but have they been proven by a corporate focus group? This one has, and in just five easy steps, you too can increase your chances of getting laid. Swipe Right >>>>>>>

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Step 1 – log into Facebook


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Step 2 – edit your job description


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Step 3 – change the title of your position to “Vice President of [ Whatever ] at … _________”


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Step 4 – Make up a fake company name that sounds official. Use two words, and make the second one something along the lines of “Exports, Industries, Strategies or Consolidated, etc.”


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Step 5 – Click save. Return to swiping.


Good luck out there 😉
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You’re welcome.

_R.D.

 

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