Optimize Your Tinder Returns
Getting a Date// March 26, 2016
Optimize Your Tinder Returns in just 5 Steps!
( 1 Minute Read ) How to Get More Tinder Matches in 5 Steps!
Everyone has their own Tinder Tactics, but have they been proven by a corporate focus group? This one has, and in just five easy steps, you too can increase your chances of getting laid. Swipe Right >>>>>>>
Step 1 – log into Facebook
Step 2 – edit your job description
Step 3 – change the title of your position to “Vice President of [ Whatever ] at … _________”
Step 4 – Make up a fake company name that sounds official. Use two words, and make the second one something along the lines of “Exports, Industries, Strategies or Consolidated, etc.”
Step 5 – Click save. Return to swiping.
Good luck out there 😉