How to Handle Your Meat (2 Minute Read) It’s time to talk about your meat. That’s right, your meat. Your meat is important. If you’re a real man, you use your meat every day. You share your meat with whatever girl is lucky enough to touch it and put it in their mouth. Men who…

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How to Roll Up Like a Boss  ( 3 Minute Read ) There comes a point in every stoner’s life where they hit a bomb ass blunt and think, “Damn I need to learn how to roll,” and I’m not talking dinner rolls. But seriously, where do you begin? How hard is it to roll?…

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Why the Gym is Your Key to Success  (4 Minute Read) Do you already go to the gym regularly? If your answer is yes, pat yourself on the back, close this article and go slay some poon. If your answer is no, buckle up, get your reading goggles on and get ready to be educated…

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(3 Minute Read) It’s that fabled time of year, Summer, which means the “sun’s out, guns out” parade is officially about to begin. However, not every job, office or workplace is keen on you wearing that gym tank while helping Suzy with her customer service complaint. So you’re going to need a game plan if…

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Make Money Online Fuckboi Tactician Style  ( 4 Minute Read ) Learn how to make money online, even if your a fuckboi with zero skills. Discover new techniques that convert social media followers to paying customers. Written by Buck, Co-Founder of ApotheosisLifestyle.com Be An Attention Whore If you haven’t checked out Rich D’s article on…

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(4 Minute Read) There’s plenty of reasons out there not to smoke cigarettes. Cancer’s bad, you’ll ruin your signing career, and you’ll have horrible morning breath. These things aside, you may still be tempted to pick up the bad habit, and that’s why the Young Brofessionals are here to sort you out. Reason #1: Smoking…

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(3 Minute Read) What makes these events different from any other gathering where alcohol is involved, is that company outings can get your career laid. Think of them as a bonus round kindly added to your day to day work that should be used for information gathering and networking. It’s no secret that people are…

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(3 Minute Read) Written by Buck, Co-Founder of ApotheosisLifestyle.com About six months ago, I started listening to an up and coming artist named Russ. Flip on your car stereo and you know damn well the message today’s hip-hop artists send out is ignorant to the core. All they sing/rap about is the lean they’re sippin’, the…

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(4 Minute Read) Companies need recent grads, because they’re cheap, coachable and desperate. But just because you’re desperate, doesn’t mean you can’t have standards (you’re not closing the bar here, champ). Once you make sure the company you’re applying to isn’t a pyramid scheme, you begin making it rain applications like its your first time at a strip joint. Here…

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(5 Minute Read) You’re sitting in a chair that costs more than you make in a week. The air is cold… Sterile, like a doctors office… and artificially scented. One or more people are staring at you from across a desk. Your interrogation has begun. “Why should we hire you?” The shuddersome question combats you like…

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